So, we are riding home from downtown Raleigh. Eight people in a Honda Pilot; six drunk, one with a few beers in him (me, not a prude, just thought I'd have to drive), one sober driver (praise be to the Invisible Pink Unicorn!).
Somehow, the topic turned to the hot carl. The woman who brought it up said she wouldn't do it, but won't judge. "Life is short," she said. This led one of the more sober passengers to the following t-shirt idea.