Dirty & Nerdy

Spank Bank Sunday #7

2010-11-07T16:23:00.002-05:00

Quick one today. Vanessa Blue is a ridiculously hot porn star.

Premature Evaluations: "Most Buxom" by Aishling Morgan

2010-10-24T22:00:00.002-04:00

Aishling Morgan brings us the story of a Peeping Tom who gets in trouble at work for peeping at a woman across the street, so he quits and buys a house in a university town where he hopes to board nerdly male students and keep his mind off of women. Guess what? He soon finds himself boarding four big breasted women who drive him crazy with sexual frustration.

The story here is fairly god, but it is predominantly hot. We have a former stripper, and budding dominatrix, a rich-bitch lesbian, and a submissive virgin. The landlord eventually installs miniature surveillance cameras to see the women at play, and winds up beating his meat into hamburger. About halfway through, we get to the all girl party that is destined to become a lez-fest of legend.

I do enjoy Morgan's books. This is only the second I have read, and while different in tone from Sin's Apprentice it is fairly clear that it is the same author. I will likely give Satan's Slut a try next, which looks like a filthy Dennis Wheatley/Hammer Horror tale.

Spank Bank Sunday #6

2010-10-24T12:00:00.002-04:00

Dani O'Neal is a British porn star that I first saw on that weird Spike or G4 show about sexy shows around the world. The only video I have seen is a dildo only movie. She has this Posh Spice voice and a filthy mouth which I think we can all agree is the only thing sexier than the dirty librarian.

Spank Bank Sunday #5

2010-10-17T12:00:00.001-04:00

Kimberly Kupps was one of the first porn stars I ever met. She was on a dancing tour and appeared at The Cellar (a now defunct strip club in Fayetteville). She was a ridiculously nice lady, despite her super-tough sneer she says everyone wants her to wear.

Kim got to be a little rough looking as the years went by, but she still has a lot of presence for me.

Kimberly with Busty Belle

Premature Evaluations: "Sin's Apprentice"

2010-10-12T06:00:00.002-04:00

Sin's Apprentice by Aishling Morgan is the story of Ysette, an orphan raised by nuns during what might be considered the Renaissance. Due to her penchant for masturbation, she is deemed unfit to remain at the convent. The good sisters sell Ysette into an apprenticeship, where she becomes the thrall of Breda, an old herbalist who likes whipping the girl, then getting a bit of oral from her. Luckily, Ysette is familiar with the altar of Venus, being quite the little self-abuser.

The book is more story than I typically think of with erotica, but I am not far into it. The writing is fairly good, if the story an old one. It looks to be two parts Cinderella, one part Justine, with a dash of Anne Rice's Sleepy Beauty. The nunsploitation has dropped off a bit, but may yet return. Here is the book synopsis from Amazon:

Poor young Ysette is an orphan. Having been raised in a strict and cloistered nunnery, she is sent out to have her obliging nature taken advantage of again and again. First she is to learn the bizarre sexual byways of witchcraft. Then, traveling as a Sin Eater, she is tasked to remove the sin that men contain with her seed. Finally, she is taken by an elderly and perverted priest before finding her redemption. A novel of sex, superstition and religious punishment, inspired by the classics of SM literature.

Spank Bank Sunday #4

2010-10-10T12:00:00.004-04:00

Tori Welles. I don't know much about her, except she is on the dangerous-sexy side and that apparently Christy Canyon did not like her very much when they first met. No idea if CC got over it.

Spank Bank Sunday #3

2010-10-03T12:00:00.004-04:00

Ginger Lynn was, along with Christy Canyon, the queen of the 1980s. She was petite, and small breasted, but a wild woman who would seemingly do anything for the camera. She became heavily paired with similar looking and similarly named Amber Lynn, likely to get a little incest-kink vibe going. My biggest memory of Ginger was The World According to Ginger, which I believe was an all-girl, toy heavy affair that to my young and inexperienced mind was fascinating. One scene involving anal-beads, which are not really one of my favorite things, is permanently burned into my psyche, and when I think of Ms. Lynn, it always is the first vision in my mind.

Lynn attempted to move into straight films, appearing as a madame in Young Guns, as well as a few of the Vice Academy films (a dirty parody of Police Academy), but she eventually went back to the hard stuff. She was in The Devil's Rejects in 2005, and seemed to bounce between the hardcore and straight world with some fair regularity.

Spank Bank Sunday #2

2010-09-26T12:00:00.003-04:00

Busty Belle won an amateur stripping contest, according to an interview in Hustler Busty Beauties (April 1990). She moved to hardcore where her bust made her a bit of a headliner. She transitioned into the interracial niche, and ultimately wound up in a lot of bisexual films.

I first saw her in Girls of Double D volume 8, and was hooked pretty much immediately.

Spank Bank Sunday #1

2010-09-19T12:00:00.009-04:00

Friends, I have been ignoring you all too long. I blame Tumblr. Anyway, to get myself back in the swing of actual porn blogging, I thought we'd do a regular feature: Span Bank Sunday. This will include some of my favorite adult stars of all time, and we will start with a classic...

Andrea Parducci made a name for herself, and that name was Little Oral Annie. Obviously, her shtick was blowjobs, but she has a rockin' body all around. I have no idea what happened her after her run in the '80s. It seems she fell out of style once the likes of Giner Lynn, Traci Lords, Amber Lynn, and Christy Canyon came on the scene. Aside from movies, she was creditted as the advice columnist for Cheri magazine for a while, but there is no telling if she was really writing it.

Viva (Anna Biller, 2007)

2009-11-30T19:52:00.003-05:00

I did a review of Anna Biller's Viva at Adventures in Nerdliness (here). This was probably my favorite scene :-D

No one seemed to think this was funny on Tumblr...

2009-10-07T22:40:00.003-04:00

I spent nearly ten minutes on this :-(

Tweeting with Kelly Divine

2009-09-10T15:07:00.006-04:00

If you're a Tweeter, you should check out Kelly Divine. She's very cool.

Check out KellyDivine.com too.

Kelly Divine - Great Ass Hardcore

2009-09-04T17:26:00.005-04:00

There's always room for Jello :-D

She's on Twitter too @KellyDivine too.

A Classic

2009-08-25T19:10:00.004-04:00

Ah, remember when porn stars were ultra-hairy? Linda Lovelace wasn't the prettiest pornstar, but skilled.

BACK to Work - Vegetarian Twitter Edition

2009-08-23T21:02:00.003-04:00

I was always a fan of Vida Guerra, but now she's in that special category with Pamela Anderson: ridiculously hot vegetarians. And the special place I keep Darla Crane and SaRenna Lee - Stars that respond to my Tweets :-)

I am cheesey, but happy.

BACK to Work

2009-08-02T17:18:00.004-04:00

It has been a while, friends. I had a great weekend, hope you have too. Tomorrow and the rest of this week will likely suck ass, so BACK to Work is doubly apropos.

First, a little love for Paige Monroe. She's one of the coolest chicks I (virtually) know. And a Carolina Girl (best in the world, as the song goes). I did a starting article on her at Boobpedia. Links to her are there. Tell her I said "hi."

Next, the usual collection from Twitter. Since I broke my penetration-post-cherry I added #3, which is a great combination of hilarious and vile :-)

See you all later!

Another Sexy Tweeter

2009-07-27T18:47:00.002-04:00

I could learn to speak Welsh if necessary.

The lovely and sweet Lorna Morgan is on Twitter too.

via Boobie Blog

Did you know the Undead Film Critic was back?

2009-07-27T18:42:00.001-04:00

Well, he is.

Look Who I Found on Twitter!

2009-07-21T19:02:00.002-04:00

Yet another reason I like Twitter.

I forget how I got there (Maggie Green, perhaps?) but located a long time favorite of mine, SaReena Lee! She gave me a follow-back, which was unexpected, and Tweeted back at me a few times (once again, take that, Kat Dennings! :-). Give her a follow, and be nice. Check out her site, Sweet Samples, too.

I really must do a Twitter Following post. There are a lot of fun people out there.

2009-07-20T19:40:00.002-04:00

I don't post too much hardcore here, but was having no luck at Tumblr.

This is Dani O'Neal from a UK call in show Babe Station. See some more at my Sublime Depravity Tumblr.

Paige Monroe

2009-07-13T23:24:00.005-04:00

Hello all, thought I'd point out a model you might not know: Paige Monroe.

Paige is really cool. I have been talking to her on Twitter here and there and wanted to give her a boost on my blog (a little boost at least :-). She does Urban modeling like Show magazine, and has photosets on her site (which include topless pics). Check her out sometime.

www.paigeallday.com
www.myspace.com/paigeallday
www.twitter.com/paigemonroe

The Swingin' Chicks of "Motor Psycho"

2009-07-02T18:00:00.001-04:00

Arshalouis Aivazian as Frank's Wife; the bikini chick in the beginning.

Holle K. Winters as the veterinarian's wife "Gail Maddox"

Sharon Lee as the rich cougar "Jessica Fannin"

Haji in the female lead as "Ruby Bonner"

Here is the inexplicable "Snake Bite" scene.

@IMDb

It's growing! Getting larger!

2009-06-29T20:56:00.004-04:00

My Russ Meyer collection, that is :-)

I just got a PAL DVD of "Motor Psycho" staring Haji (sans the "creamy Italian" accent, IIRC) and "Good Morning... and Goodbye!" with the insanely gorgeous Alaina Capri. Too late in the evening to watch either, but here are some caps from the first five of "GMaGB!"

But I thought the music was annoying?

2009-06-22T22:07:00.003-04:00

Well, yes. It is a bit annoying.

You may not have figured this out, but I am not the most with-it guy around. I mean really, who says "with-it" anymore? OMG! I remember someone once saying Lady Gaga was really a man. After the Poker Face song, I thought it was possible.

I have seen some pretty fantastic trannys (trannies? tranni?), but I think Ms. Gaga lacks both the things that make famous tranny-dom possible; 1) ridiculous perfection 2) obvious maleness. She is far too high-end-of-the-normal female scale, so I am going to dismiss the rumour, and submit for your approval.

The music is still annoying. :-)

BACK to Work: Vanessa Kay

2009-06-21T21:58:00.003-04:00

Okey, I felt bad about not including and glute action in this week's pre-hell (I mean work week) post.

You might remember Vanessa Kay from her stint as "Juggy Vanessa" on The Man Show. Remember The Man Show? It wasn't great, but it beat the hell out of both Spike TV and G4 these days. Ah, a show where the hosts and audience drank during the taping, and whoever came up with girls on trampolines deserves a Nobel Prize. I'm just sayin'.

BACK to Work: Tori Welles Edition

2009-06-21T20:48:00.002-04:00

Ah, it was a trying week last week, a trying weekend, and will prove to be a trying five days to come. Best to get things off to a good start with a little more Tori Welles action.

I don't know much about Ms. Welles, except that Christy Canyon didn't have much good to say about her in Lights, Camera, Sex!, but I must admit she takes a damn good picture.

Tori Welles

2009-06-20T15:31:00.002-04:00

BACK to Work!

2009-06-14T21:00:00.000-04:00

A little role reversal.

2009-06-14T18:30:00.002-04:00

A little Southern science...

2009-06-14T17:17:00.001-04:00

Follow Friday

2009-06-12T06:00:00.006-04:00

I did this last week at Adventures in Nerdliness, and thought I'd give it a try here. Just taking a moment to shout-out to some blogs I may not have mentioned before or which are new to me.

First up, Mistress MJ's Infomaniac

Always nice to have another Canadian blog around, particularly one that combines the nutrition of fun with the great taste of filth. Like all things that are good for you, it may not suit everyone's tastes, but an open mind is a healthy mind.

And just so you don't think it's all titties and Smurfs:

Next, Busty Actresses - pretty self-explanatory

Last, but certainly not least, The Phantom of Pulp - Movies, books, comics, and a supply of dirty nun imagery that has graced this blog before.

Not for the squeamish.

2009-06-10T20:32:00.002-04:00

Not hardcore, but weird. You have been warned. Counting to three.

One

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Two

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Three

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Flower Tucci & Friends

2009-06-10T19:15:00.000-04:00

Tumblr is Trouble

2009-06-10T18:32:00.003-04:00

Way too much easy access to porn. I am not an oily boob man, but I live to please others. Enjoy.

Two Videos

2009-06-09T19:49:00.002-04:00

First: I can't embed it, but this is equal parts hilarious and inexplicable. A description perhaps. Well, it's called Cake Farts and it...

Hm? What's that? The title is sufficient description? Okey.

Next: This isn't the most interesting clip, but the up-shot boob-swing is typically a crowd pleaser.

BUSTY 60'S STRIPTEASE
by 4PLAY62

Just for Fun

2009-06-09T19:41:00.002-04:00

It is always a good idea to stop by The Big Breast Archive.

BACK to Work!

2009-06-07T20:30:00.000-04:00

First is Busty Merilyn from Hi Boobs. The rest are from around Tumblr.

Two from Queer the Pitch. Elizabeth Montgomery and "Bruce"

Twitter Adult Stars

2009-06-06T15:01:00.004-04:00

I am a bit of a Twitter nut. Here are some stars worth following. Feel free to list others in the comments. For the most part, these don't just post "subscribe to my website" links and seem to actually interact with fans. Click their name to get to their Twitter portal.

Click Image to Expand in a New Window/Tab

Carmen Hayes

Carmen Hayes

Sara Jay

Sara Jay

Belladonna

Flower Tucci

Vicki Vette

Vicki Vette

Andrea Marie

Andrea Marie

Denise Milani

Dita von Teese

Paige Monroe

Ellie Jay

Gianna Michaels

Carmella Bing

BACK to Work

2009-05-31T18:10:00.001-04:00

Back from vacation. Here are a few butts from Tumblr.

BACK to work!

2009-05-25T21:12:00.004-04:00

Well, the long weekend is over. Here's to Friday coming quickly!

First one is Sara Jay, btw.

Nerd Girl of Note #34

2009-05-22T06:00:00.000-04:00

These are some NSFW pics of this week's Nerd Girl of Note.

BACK to work!

2009-05-17T17:01:00.002-04:00

Sorry it has been so long.

vi@ deculottee.tumblr.com

Thanks to HiBoobs

2009-05-13T17:13:00.000-04:00

Tumblr is Full of Porn

2009-05-12T19:06:00.001-04:00

Tumblr is like a big virtual-bucket of porn. Here are a few that I either liked, or were a bit odd.

Click Image to Expand in a New Window/Tab

Misty Mundae

French Levi's Ad

Iman and David Bowie's forehead.

Tanya Song

Almost a rusty trombone!

Sorry I have been so slack!

2009-05-11T15:27:00.001-04:00

I promise to get a post out. Really. Seriously. Tomorrow at the latest (Star Trek tonight).

Hulk SMASH!

2009-05-06T09:01:00.001-04:00

This is from Tumblr. At least, that is where I saw it.

Hmm...?

2009-05-04T17:57:00.002-04:00

Not sure when this is from, but that has to be the largest highly manicured bush I have ever seen. :-)

Not a nun, but transgressive as hell.

2009-05-01T20:40:00.001-04:00

The Divine Marquis would be proud...

Coop's B.O.C.

2009-04-30T18:50:00.001-04:00

Oh, I'll just stop lying to myself.

2009-04-28T20:34:00.001-04:00

I am totally seeking them out now :-)

More Nuns

2009-04-27T19:38:00.002-04:00

Everywhere I turn lately, dirty nuns. And this time with Nazis and abusive police... Ah well. Could be worse, I guess.

One more nun, and Blog Shout Out: Phantom of Pulp

2009-04-25T22:02:00.003-04:00

Okey, I love the Phantom of Pulp blog anyway, but had to post this bit of nunsploitation. Check the rest of the post for lots of great pulp covers.

Vanessa Blue

2009-04-25T12:16:00.001-04:00

Vanessa Blue is a fav. Here's a no-nude pre-webcam show video from YouTube.

Twitter @Vanessa_Blue

Trashy Book Review: "The Erotic Adventures of Arabella"

2009-04-22T12:49:00.005-04:00

"Is it not more delicious than the finest of liqueurs? Come, leap with me into a divine course of wickedness. Say that you will!"

This story appears to have taken its main character's name from Charlotte Lenox's The Female Quixote, and its style from John Cleland and the Marquis de Sade. It is from an anonymous author and there is no indication of when the book was written, save that the events take place in the 1880s. The only version I have found is on the Amazon Kindle, here.

In the realm of sexual politics and philosophy, the book is very much like the Marquis de Sade. Arabella and her cousin Elaine are thus far like Juliette and her accomplices, except for the lack of bloodshed. There is a stress on refusal of what common-folk call morality, and a sense that women should have sex for their own pleasure.

Unlike Sade, this book is actually hot. The sexual diversions are intermingled with lesser philosophical debates; so far it is not heavy on atheism or refusal of all social norms. Sade's libertines are sociopaths, where Arabella and her circle are interested in carnality.

If you are looking for an erotic read that is not pure pablum, or cliché, you do far worse.

"The Convent of Hell"

2009-04-21T21:40:00.004-04:00

Let's keep the filthy nun action going with the highly depraved The Convent of Hell.

It doesn't take long to determine these nuns are a strange bunch. Here is a little punishment session:

Well, the nuns find a weird door with many locks and sigils, and even the oldest brides of christ don't know what it is. So what do they do. You guessed it... After a tentacle porn scene, a nun returns in the night to perform a ritual. This starts all the trouble.

I won't tell you too much more. Just whetting your appetite, because, guess what? You can get the book as a PDF here, at Killer Kittens from Beyond the Grave. So, if Satanic nun orgies are up your alley, get this one.

Cool Pulp Covers @ Elektra Luxx

2009-04-20T20:04:00.000-04:00

I know some of you enjoy old pulp covers. Elektra Luxx does some great posts.

It has been a while since we've had dirty nuns!

2009-04-20T19:41:00.003-04:00

More of the rubber nun at Latex by Anna.

Darla Crane - Nerd Girl and Sweetheart

2009-04-18T08:24:00.004-04:00

I have been talking a bit to Darla Crane on Twitter. Not a ton, or anything. She has 500 followers, after all.

Anywho, I did Darla as this weeks Nerd Girl of Note over at Adventures in Nerdliness.

Big Book of Breasts Scans

2009-04-17T21:41:00.002-04:00

The site is in Spanish, but there are a lot of hi-res scans from Diane Hansen's The Big Book of Breasts at Greenshines. One of my favorites: Joan Brinkman

Call me Captain Obvious!

2009-04-16T22:05:00.004-04:00

Fergie has a nice ass.

I am not overly into Fergie (the man-face and all), and I know I am about 9 months behind with these photos, but when I looked at my screensaver, one of these was on it. Thought I'd share.

Man, she seems sweet for a pornstar.

2009-04-13T17:50:00.002-04:00

Now, I have met a few pornstars, and haven't met any real assholes (I guess the assholes wouldn't talk to my likes). In this interview Marilyn seems ridiculously sweet.

Marilyn Chambers

2009-04-13T15:18:00.003-04:00

Porn star Marilyn Chambers found dead in L.A. County home (via LA Times)

I am not one to eulogize, but always had a soft spot (and a hard spot) for Marilyn Chambers. I know I have BtGD somewhere as an AVI/MPEG (something). Will try to locate and post a bit. It was pretty trippy.

Who knew Twitter was so filthy?

2009-04-13T06:13:00.006-04:00

So, there are a ton of pornstars on Twitter. You always have to worry about them actually being 50 year-old men with a Sam's Club sized container of stroke lube (not judging).

http://tinyurl.com/chfqal is that link, btw, and "Carmella" is on Twitter @Carmella_Bing

Denise Milani video vi@ Monkey Mag

2009-04-12T22:18:00.002-04:00

I am off work tomorrow, but there is a little BACK action in this for you poor folks who are off to the grindstone.

A Butt-Load of Abbey Brooks Pics

2009-04-11T11:24:00.002-04:00

Sure, that sounds like an anal sex joke, and there may be some going on here as some of the pics are hardcore. PicHunter has got quite a collection of Abbey on his/her site.

Denise Milani, Twitter and Monkey Mag

2009-04-10T21:03:00.006-04:00

First, this is fucking hilarious. I think this is why I like her so much, she doesn't act like some money hungry porn chick. I am sure her website is not cheap, but I hear she turned Playboy down to pose nude... So far, this is my favorite Tweet ever.

Now, I found this through her Twitter. Monkey Mag looks very much like Loaded or Front, and seems to be free (lots of ads). It is an interesting concept and worth checking out.

Wowsers!

2009-04-09T18:15:00.000-04:00

via 95D (a l'Farancais)

Blog Alert: Sammy Braddy @ REHAB

2009-04-09T17:40:00.002-04:00

Nice hi-res pics of Sammy Braddy at REHAB

Being reactionary for a bit... Sorry.

2009-04-08T08:02:00.001-04:00

Getting bombed with Chinese SPAM. Must moderate comments for a while. If you see this person called "sexy" punch them in the dick for me.

Blog Alert: Karina Hart @ Hi Boobs

2009-04-07T17:38:00.002-04:00

A nice set of Karina Hart pics at Hi Boobs today.

Is this Tory Lane?

2009-04-06T17:27:00.001-04:00

BACK to Work... Boo!

2009-04-05T20:00:00.001-04:00

Lazy this weekend. I plan on being lazy at work too, so forgive me :-)

Kelly Brook as Red Lotus

2009-04-05T10:43:00.001-04:00

Here from Deathtrap Dungeon (remember that game?)

Yo DJ, let's hear some beats!

2009-04-05T09:51:00.003-04:00

This is funny. Too bad Americans can't be more Canadian about these things.

Not just lip service, I hope...

2009-04-02T18:26:00.002-04:00

vi@ Good Conduct Well Chastised

A tipsy post.

2009-04-02T18:06:00.003-04:00

If you haven't noticed by now, Thursday is my strip club day. I go after work on Thursdays because it is not crowded. Well, today was weird.

The strip club I go to was celebrating its 14th anniversary. On a Thursday? Really?

Yes.

Now, I do like strippers, but I must tell you, when strippers try dressing up for a special occasion, it is a bit embarrassing.

One, they buy their "fancy dresses" from the same place they buy their g-strings and clear heels. Two, Lycra is never classy.

So, these poor women, most of whom I know as acquaintances, are dressed in these awful wanna-be prom dresses. Crawling on the stage, used to only a thong or some boy-shorts... They joked about it, but it was like young kids in their church clothes. They'd have done a lapdance for free just to get out of their monkey-suits.

So, if you own a strip club and are reading this, on your anniversary, rather than expecting fancy dress, just have your girls go topless all the time. They are used to having their tits out, and believe it or not, the customers will be fascinated.

Blog Alert: Jenya D @ The Sex Carnival

2009-04-01T21:47:00.004-04:00

Jenya D @ The Sex Carnival

Thanks go to Mr. Frog

2009-04-01T17:49:00.002-04:00

Oh, Christy...

BACK to work!

2009-03-29T21:30:00.001-04:00

Blog Alert: Cool pics at HiBoobs!

2009-03-29T21:18:00.004-04:00

Go here. Just one of them:

Wordy & Nerdy

2009-03-26T17:35:00.003-04:00

Okey, this post is fueled by testosterone, mammalian glands, a shot of Jim Beam, and perhaps five beers. Cheap beers.

I like to think of myself as a feminist. That may seem odd since I post a lot of naked, some say "exploited," women here, but I feel that all people have the potential for equality. This said, I am at odds with myself. What is the conflict? Well...

I don't know what you call them; strippers, peelers, exotic dancers. Whatever. When they are good, I really like them.

Now I am not a guy who falls in love with strippers. I am completely aware of the financial transaction. I know that often the women dancing find their customers to be incredibly unappealing, even in my case, and I am the sexiest thing you ever saw (at this point, I will remind you of the first paragraph in this post).

Knowing that strippers often find their clients repulsive, I tend to over tip. $5 if they are on stage, and more than they charge for a private dance when I get one. Think of it as my personal economic stimulus plan.

What was I talking about?

Shit, I forget. This is drunk blogging in its purest form, and it is not even 6pm where I am. I'm not really a drunk, but I got off work early. Here is some gratuituos sex for all.

The eternally hot Danni Ashe

This one via Queer the Pitch. I don't think I'd want it in me, but it is certainly impressive :-)

Blog Alert: 95D

2009-03-26T05:56:00.001-04:00

Check out 95D sometime...

Blog Alert: Queer the Pitch

2009-03-25T18:45:00.003-04:00

Okey, this will not be up everyone's alley, but I just came across Fabulastic's blog (hey, I'll make the jokes here!). It is called Queer the Pitch, and it is wild. The logo alone sold me, it is a kaleidescope of deviance and perversity (I say this with great love). T.K., I could see you having this logo framed in the apartment of erotic horror.

More of a favorite: Jana Defi

2009-03-24T17:35:00.002-04:00

The lovely Jana Defi via My Big Tit Babes...

Great Ink

2009-03-24T17:23:00.005-04:00

From the great fluffy Lychees...

Monique Adair

2009-03-24T14:00:00.001-04:00

Pardon our mess!

2009-03-23T19:29:00.004-04:00

Sorry, my Photobucket account is all fucked up. Switching to just Picasa, but can't really get to this blog from work :-(

Thanks to all the Pam Grier Week participants! I'll post a rundown soon on the who, what, where, just in case you are new here.

Oh, and here is the whole Alex Sim-Wise pic used in the logo:

and a few more, just because...

Why I think Pam Grier is so appealing.

2009-03-17T12:46:00.004-04:00

What really separates Pam Grier from all the other women of her generation? The '70s had no shortage of buxom women who were willing to disrobe on film. She was not in big-budget movies. What exactly is her appeal? I imagine several things come into play, but boil down to one thing—she had no equal.

Today we have numerous female action stars and professional athletes. It was different for Pam's generation. In the commentary on the Coffy and Foxy Brown DVDs writer/director Jack Hill discusses how difficult casting and performing action scenes could be. Not only could he find few actresses who could match Grier physically, he could find few who could perform physically at all. Both Coffy and Foxy Brown had fight scenes that took some arrangement to pull off. In Coffy, Grier was to fight a woman named Harriet (Dea St. Lamont)—a massive woman who dwarfed Grier. Unfortunately she was not athletic enough to do a fight scene, so Hill made it a comedy scene by having Grier run away from her as she threw items and swore. In Foxy Brown, Claudia (Juanita Brown) finds herself in a lesbian bar, and Pam has to fight their way out. The idea for the lesbian bar came in part because they could use female stunt women for the fight scene without having to glam them up.

Grier's combination of physicality and sex appeal were only matched by Tura Satana, but where Satana hitched her wagon to Ted V. Mikkels, Grier found herself with Roger Corman and the blaxploitation movement. Grier also excelled at not just being a hard ass, but also capable of sensuality and comedy. Her smarts aided things as well, as Jack Hill mentions that many of the improvised weapons Coffy and Foxy use are from Grier's suggestions. Also, if it was just tits, ass, and beat-downs that we loved, we wouldn't enjoy her in Jackie Brown, Escape from LA, or Fort Apache the Bronx as much as we do.

BACK to Work! Funky edition, you dig?

2009-03-15T21:12:00.004-04:00

It is Pam Grier Week, after all!

Pam Grier Week: Women in Cages (1971, Gerardo de Leon)

2009-03-15T06:00:00.009-04:00

In Women in Cages, Pam Grier stars as "Ilsa", uh, I mean "Alabama"—an American former prostitute/junkie who cleans up, moves to the Philippines and becomes head-matron of a prison for women. I joke that she is playing Ilsa, when in fact this movie came out four years prior to Ilsa: She-Wolf of the S.S. The similarities are uncanny. The costume is very much like Ilsa's in The Wicked Warden (another Filipino W.I.P. flick, 1977, Jess Franco). Alabama carries a baton, enjoys torturing inmates, and doesn't mind getting her hands dirty. She also meets her end in a fashion similar to those she abuses. The main difference is that Alabama is driven by revenge and lusts only for other women. The revenge aspect is against Americans and gives her a twisted aspect of the '60s Black Power movement.

The story revolves around Jeff (Jennifer Gan) who finds herself in prison after protecting her boyfriend, Rudy (Charlie Davao). Ladies, if you ever have the following exchange with a man you have been seeing, you might want to re-examine the relationship:

Jeff: "I don't even know what you do."
Rudy: "I guess you could say I'm a 'player'."

As the police approach him, Rudy hides a brick of heroine in Jeff's purse and says "if you want to be a player too, you keep your mouth shut." She does. Ah, young love.

So, Jeff finds herself in a cell with Sandy (Judy Brown, The Big Doll House), Theresa (Sofia Moran, The Magnificent Zorro), and Stoke (Roberta Collins, Caged Heat). Sandy is Alabama's former favorite. Theresa is her current favorite (for now). Stoke is a junkie. They all warn Jeff about the "Playpen."

It turns out that Stoke worked for one of Rudy's men, and Rudy has decided he no longer needs Jeff. Of course, he doesn't want her to talk, so they promise Stoke heroine and early release if she kills Jeff. Stoke is not very skilled as a killer, and after a few Keystone Kops attempts involving a poisoned sandwich and later some rolling oil drums, decides to go with Jeff when she plans an escape. They are able to capture Alabama and take her along as a hostage. Eventually she can go no further, so the four women decide to tie her up. Alabama and Theresa both meet their ends at the hands of the hunters.

It's Pam Grier Week!

2009-03-15T00:01:00.012-04:00

All this week blogs will be featuring the lovely and talented Ms Pam Grier! Why? Why not! Check out these blogs that have chosen to participate. The links should take you directly to their Pam Grier Week material, but be sure to check out their other content.

This list is alphabetical, and is comprised of blogs that have indicated the will be participating, so if you get a "no posts match your search" try again later.

BACK to Work!

2009-03-08T19:22:00.001-04:00

I Love the '60s: Alaina Capri

2009-03-06T06:00:00.010-05:00

From The Delicate Delinquent

From Common Law Cabin

This video originally posted at HiBoobs

Alaina Capri
by tstportal

Blog Alert: Denise Milani vs Jenny P @ Boobie Blog

2009-03-05T12:57:00.002-05:00

Check it out here.

I Love the '60s: Joey Heatherton

2009-03-05T06:00:00.003-05:00

I Love the '60s: Vicki Kennedy (aka Margaret Nolan)

2009-03-04T17:10:00.003-05:00

Last pic via UFC

I Love the '60s: Raquel Welch

2009-03-03T06:00:00.002-05:00

Some of these are probably from the '70s, but we'll not split hairs.

I Love the '60s: Cynthia Myers

2009-03-02T06:00:00.002-05:00

More at The Big Breast Archive.

Welcome to I Love the '60s Week!

2009-03-02T06:00:00.000-05:00

OK. This might be the last theme since Pam Grier Week is on the way. This chick is kind of a butter face, but definitely era appropriate.

bouge
by st3fanie

BACK to Work, retro edition!

2009-03-01T17:08:00.001-05:00